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Conference Recap Part 3: Introduction by Dallin Actual Goblin Oaks



I’m an older, grumpier, more monotone version of that last guy. 


(Starts at 2:52:24)



I’m here to speak for all of us when we say how grateful we are for Elder Gaslighter’s message and metaphor. 

The Choir will now favor us with “From now on it’s Us and Them.” 

The concluding speaker for this session will be Our Beloved Big Boss Guy President Rusty Old Nailson.


Following His remarks, a sweet little kind cutie-pie, sister Genie B. Binggey, President of the Little-Girls-Benefit-from-My-Power-Also Society, will say stuff to Great Leader for us. It seems reasonable to expect that He will say stuff back, but I’m thinking He probably won’t. After that you may all proselyte on social media for 2 hours.

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Sharon Wayne said…
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